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Talking dog for sale

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A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!” Here are some...😂😂😂..................... ............... ............................................................................................                        Bangla        āĻāĻ•āϟি āϞোāĻ• āĻŦাāĻĄ়িāϰ āĻŦাāχāϰে āĻāĻ•āϟি āϚিāĻš্āύ āĻĻেāĻ–াāϝ় āϝা "āϟāĻ•িং āĻ•ুāĻ•ুāϰ āĻŦিāĻ•্āϰāϝ়েāϰ āϜāύ্āϝ" āϞেāĻ–া āϰāϝ়েāĻ›ে। āωāϤ্āϏাāĻšিāϤ, āϤিāύি āĻ­িāϤāϰে āĻĒāĻĻাāϰ্āĻĒāĻŖ। "āϤাāĻšāϞে āφāĻĒāύি āφāĻĒāύাāϰ āϜীāĻŦāύ āĻĻিāϝ়ে āĻ•ি āĻ•āϰেāĻ›েāύ?" āϏে āĻ•ুāĻ•ুāϰāĻ•ে āϜিāϜ্āĻžেāϏ āĻ•āϰে āĻ•ুāĻ•ুāϰāϟি āĻŦāϞে, "...

A turtle and the snails

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turtle and the snails A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.😁😁

Hunting gone wrong

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”😆😆😆😄😄

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Wrote in the public restroom The world reached the moon And you are sitting here ' Pappu set his mind And wrote down 'There was no water on the moon So I came back'😂😂😂

Joke number 1

Laughing is essential in life and in this sense, Jokes Jokes play an important role in the tickling. Read some such funny jokes that are ready to tickle you. Pappu with his wife- Okay tell me at the time of 'farewell' Why do girls cry so much? Wife- 'Crazy' if you know ... Taking someone away from your home 'You will get the pot', what will you dance ...